bboy-dauntless:

jensenlocked:

tardisol:

i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there

but why is the guy wearing a hoodie

Tumblr user jensenlocked asks the real questions

(via colourlessvisions)

fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

(via jfckate)

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

221bec:

“so how’s your fandom doing?”

(Source: piglii, via tomatomouthkisser)

my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes

(Source: cainesoren, via an-erect-penis)

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

(via paradoxes-andtheoxfordcomma)

svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

(via the-awkward-platypus)

darrynek:

but can bob the builder fix his crumbling marriage

(via an-erect-penis)